"Smiteth thou thine foes, oh Glorious
We welcome Curtis E. Buss to the planet.
Curtis, a fully qualified 'fridge magnet, hails from the planet Pastdue, where
homosexuality and owning a Fabian record are compulsory. At 4 metres tall,
he is a little short for his race, but is confident that he will succeed in his
mission to infiltrate and take over the Jockey's Federation. Wants to be a
platypus when he grows up.
Hello to our favourite Ftmtch, S'Tationary
H'Obgect, and welcome back from your holidays. As head scriptwriter for
The Fux Spews Chunder - We Distort, You
Deride - you are going to be very busy over the next few months at The News
Circus You Can Thrust, what with the truth coming out and even reaching the
religious right, and the Chunder's viewing audience dipping into the low
tens. Don't forget, keep smiling!
Don't forget that it is face hugger season again,
so start wearing those calamari rings and women's underwear, people! Don't
leave your hive without them!
The Board Of Management requests that you Tusken
Raiders out there, curtail your activities. The cost of Bantha fodder* has
gone through the roof!
*Bantha foddoo for you Huttese speakers.
News flash! You heard it here first!
C3P0 has failed! Although fluent in over six million forms of
communication, he cannot understand what George w Bush is rabbiting on
about! Fortunately for him, but not for us, he is not
Bored? Lonely? The Whale Shit Collector's
Collective are opening their books to new members! How long can you hold
Welcome back, Eyeball 'Arry. Sorry the gig
with Lord Sauron bummed out, but we feel better with you back keeping an eye on
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