"The Great Celestial Garbage Collecter, Yackerboom,
died for mankind's bins"
Klingons visiting this website, please note!
Only Startrek - TNG and later (forehead ridges ON) beings may enter via
the Home Page. Startrek - TOS (forehead ridges OFF) beings MUST use
the site map page - No exceptions!
Religious beings! Due to an ordering
duplication we have a large number of excess gods to get rid of! All
beings, even monotheists, must possess at least six deities when visiting this
website. Oh, also you must believe in ALL of the deities in your
custody! WE WILL BE CONDUCTING RANDOM CHECKS! No use asking, ALL
gods having to do with love, lust, and debauchery, have been spoken for!
If it's a war god you're after, apply to the neocons.
Welcome back, handsome! They'll never pick
out Louis von Fly amongst all those neocons and pundits at the Fux Spews Chunder
- We Distort, you Deride - even the male ones.
Please do not fart whilst visiting us. The
background image was light blue when we started! And that was only
Invading aliens please note - If you plan to start
your invasion at a lonely farmhouse in Kansas, you MUST be in possession of a
B-grade License, available from either Direct To DVD Inc., or Made For
Television Corporation, offices. Forget the rumours about Presidents
bravely flying fighter planes to thwart you, most of them couldn't find the
toilet without the assistance of 50 advisors. If, however, you hear
somebody whisper "Use the force, Luke" bail out quick smart.
A reunion will be held next year for all of you
aliens who invaded earth in the 1950's. We know how tough you guys had it
those days, with everything in black and white, not to mention those hokey
special effects you had to endure. Much has changed since those days, although
the bimbos still fall over whilst running away from you. A bit more flesh
is used these days and, if you are lucky, a bit of tit. Klaatu is definitely
coming, although Ming the Merciless is too busy with his CIA gig. If you
are interested, write to Ichabod Mudd with two D's care of The Mad Scientists
With White Lab Coats And Coke Bottle Glasses Against Communism
Would those alien/s who borrowed George W Bush's
brain for medical experimentation please send it back to him, he is going to
need it when he loses his present gig and goes back to his ranch. All
those weeds to pull out!
It has come to the attention of the Board that some
of you abduction type aliens have been taking old maids up into your flying
saucers and FAILING to molest them sexually. Come on guys, how are old
maids going to believe in us if you don't touch them up a little. Give
them a little of the dark side, they probably haven't had any in
With the rise of Neocondom, it has been much easier
for our members to pass themselves off as human. If Calamity and Homo, or
those sock puppet 'Military Experts', can be accepted as locals, then even you
Darleks are in with a big chance. Even your cries of 'Exterminate' fits
right in with those drongos at the Fux Spews Chunder, the news circus you can
thrust, owned by that American You Have When You're Not Having An
Holland has made a claim for sovereignty over the
Falkland Islands, stating they had discovered indications that explorer Abel
Tasman once stopped there to take a leak circa 1600. They are currently
examining all rocks on the islands looking for Dutch DNA. Not wanting to
be left out of things, Argentina is claiming Trini Lopez's ranch in the U.S.A.,
as he is of Spanish descent, also laying claim to Spain, as it was once owned by
the Spanish, or something like that.
A beginning is a very delicate time
Know then, it is the year 10191
And you lot have been dead for a very long
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