"Yackerboom is as Yackerboom does"
The Association Of Armed Webmasters today claimed victory
over The Corporate Coders Coallition in the long running War Of Frames
Restoration. A spokesman for the Association stated that they could not
remember which side of the war they were on, but as they had liquidated every
corporate coder in the known universe, it didn't matter much anyway.
Arthur 'two sheds' Jackson, reckless idiot about
town and professional television interviewee, today announced that he was making
a comeback to public life, following his recent divorce from Ann Elk.
Having retained custody of his sheds, he feels he can hold his head up once
again. He said he didn't mind losing custody of the children, as they were
all narrow at one end, big in the middle, and narrow again at the other
end. "I have a theory about this", Ann Elk stated, "But it's mine".
She apparently has new career on the Microsoft Office team as a deputy blind
carbon copy. Not bad for somebody who started out as a comma in a dirty
The Lime Beer Corporation, the entity that gives even
corporate cowboys a bad name, today announced two new flavours of Lime Beer,
Baby Seal and Giant Panda. Actually, they all taste the same, so the LBC
have promised that for every bottle sold, they will kill one baby seal or giant
panda as the case may be. They stated that their next flavour using the
same system, Neocondom, will hit the shelves next month, and they feel that they
can't lose with this one. They have already received 100,000 advance
The U.S. military have been embarrassed by the
disclosure that they have been so busy building and staffing bases in everybody
else's country, that all the ones at home are empty. They stated that they
will have to raise the stop-loss orders to 100% of serving full time and reserve
personnel, and extend the period to 70 years after the death of the
individual. Then the military will be at full strength, if a little
Steiner's Army, missing since the Battle For
Berlin, turned up today in Leichtenstein, stating that they had been busy
picnicing in the Alps. They were stunned to hear that Hitler had lost the
war, as they had been watching Fox News.
Following a rebellion in the English Language, it
has been agreed that E will not have to wait for C to come along to gain
precedence over I. Also, the requirement of having to use capitals to
begin sentences has been dropped, to ease unemployment within the ranks of lower
case letters still suffering from the brutal layoffs brought about by U.S.
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